Ways to tell if someone is lying to you, ask yourself three questions: 1) Does this person want my money? 2) Does this person want my vote? 3) Is this person staring at my tits? If the answer is “yes” to any of those questions, they’re lying to you. If the answer is “no” they’re still lying to you, but they’re better at it.

Bill Maher, Real Time With Bill Maher (via puffpost)

Posted on May 19, 2013 via The Puff Post with 8 notes

Started planting some fruits and veggies, hope they actually grow!

I’m not great with plants so will see how this goes.

My little girl was screaming at me about half the time, just wants me to hold her all the time. Also she tried to eat dirt. Hopefully it won’t do anything to her.

Posted on April 28, 2013

a-short-history-of-nothing:

teapots-and-traditions:

aboutdreamsandotherstuff:

Following weekend reports that teen pop sensation Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam, local Bieber fan Khloe McNeal, 13, announced Monday that she was ‘jealous’ of the 15-year-old Holocaust victim. “Biebs went to her house? So unfair,” said the diehard ‘Belieber’ of the persecuted Jewish teen who, after hiding from the Nazis for two years in a cramped attic, died of typhus in the Bergen-Belsen concentration camp just weeks before its liberation. “What makes her so special that she gets a shout out? I retweet him every day and he mentions her by name and calls her a ‘great girl?’ Ugh.” McNeal went on to say that she was so envious of Frank that she wanted to “literally die,” adding that “some girls just have all the luck.”

Oh dear god…

I just threw up in my mouth.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?